Sitemap - 2024 - Coté's Wunderkammer
How platform engineering is different than DevOps
Enterprises need AI middleware, not just models
Where do modernized apps go to live?
Private cloud is just fine, and here to stay, so build a great platform for yourself
How to write better conclusions
Hyping on Twitter Mostly Garbage Now
Making money with open source, a discussion
Contemplate contemporary men’s waistlines
Need to contemplate the difference and overlap between "being genuine" and "being a jackass."
Mastering Corporate Asshat Improv
Links and strange finds from the World Wide Web for November 4th, 2024
That which never moved can never move back
Always talk salary first - working with tech recruiters
Three fun fonts and stories of enterprise data integration
Avoiding all the usual, boring app development problems with AI
“The Curious Case of the Strategic Snoozer.”
How I got 8,700 views for my talk about developer productivity.
"a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity"
Fake Software Defined Talk #487
"Make content about what you're curious about, not what you know."
The flavor is a little...spare
Deep Dive: Digital WTF book discussion
Deep Dive: Five Years of State of Kubernetes Surveys
Deep Dive: Jeffrey Dahmer - AI Generated
Deep Dive: Weird Chips - AI Generated
Using app architecture constraints and templates in platform engineering
How to support 1,000's of developers for your internal developer platform
What the AIs think of the US presidential debate
How DevOps can come back from the dead, and why it must
Beyond mystic management mind-games
Private Cloud at VMware Explore - Notebook
Enterprise-grade Spring, and quick AI apps with Java
There never was a rug - the social norms of open source staying open have changed
Platform engineering problems: can ops actually do product management?
Finding your podcast style and character
"weird varieties of beastman" & tips on platform engineering
Platform Engineering ROI - three examples of how to do a platform engineering ROI
Selling shoes on the internet, the risks of waterfall enterprise AI
What people buy for Kubernetes
Kubernetes getting better at speeding up development - State of Kubernetes survey, 2024
There's a lot of private cloud out there
Platform Engineering is just adding Product Management to Ops
How to blackmail your boss into adopting platform engineering, DevOps, agile, etc.
Publishing an annual survey is a great marketing tool, even better for thought-leadership
What I do with AI, what I've given up on
Tactics for having a good executive dinner
"Consistency" - the less platforms, the better
Developer productivity metrics, 1970s sausage fonts, only the “grown and sexy” are welcome
Links and strange finds from the World Wide Web
65% of developers learning to live with Kubernetes
The Tanzu Platform - platform engineering in a box
Microwaving Fish & Rice Cookers
Not one of my most famous newsletters
Buy your platform, don't build it
Commoditize your condiments, or, open source business models considered
6 views on open source business models
3 Kubernetes Market-Sizes: mid to low single digit billions ~5 years from now.
The Digital Transformation Card Game - an interview
DevOps used to manage 35% of enterprise app portfolios, 60% of testing activities are not automated
The Port State of Platform Engineering in two surveys
The State of Platform Engineering surveys - Perforce/Puppet 2024
Enterprise AI, D&D with ChatGPT, & DevBurgerOps
How to make an Enterprise AI strategy
Commonplace book of links, quips, and two things I made
Taking a bath outside while worm-mushrooms sing to you and steal your clothes
Platform engineering design and UX
How to write a business book proposal
"Is a platypus a Kubernetes symbol?"
What junior/senior developers and CTOs need to know about internal developer platforms
“Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous.”
devPRops - better put PR in your backlog
Potato chips that taste like Thanksgiving stuffing - what could go wrong?
I only give one talk a year, but I give it many times
The easiest presentation format that works
ChatGPT can't take over the world until it can play D&D
A ChatGPT prompt for solo roleplaying Dungeons & Dragons
"14 pints of mouthwash rations per week" - alcohol in Wes Anderson movies
Getting Buck-Wild in PowerPoint
Lessons from Uber on developer productivity & platforms
If you're not changing tools, you're not changing
We built a platform, but no one uses it!
Touching the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Backstage, Java, and remote work - three more things to watch in 2024
Does kubernetes make application development and delivery better? - 2024 Watch List