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The Narcissism of Small Differences in Charts
If you see a ranking chart where the difference between the top choice and the bottom choice is 10% to 15%, tread carefully.
The Narcissism of Small Differences in Charts
In surveys, just because something is last doesn’t mean it’s bad. It’s true the other way as well. Now, if there’s a huge difference between the first and last thing, then, sure. If 85% of people like the first choice, and 15% like the last, you’ve got a stew goin'.
But, when the differences are small - let’s say all below 50%, you need to be careful with how you interpret the chart.
For example, there could be six to ten technology choices. 43% of people think the top is cool (or are planning on using it…whatever “good” is). 40% for the next, 38% for the next, and so on. And then 30% of people like the last one.
To me, the difference between 43% (or 38% for the third one!) and 30% is likely a narcissism of small differences. If 38% of people would prefer to eat beef hamburger (or use MySQL) over 30% who’d prefer a breaded chicken sandwich (or use Postgres) - who cares?
What’s more interesting is (1) 3–5 year growth/decline rates (that’s the most valuable part, for example, of the years of the RedMonk Programming Language Rankings), and, (2) thinking about how few people choose the top choice (or bottom). For example, in this survey (chart above), 44% of people think open source is “proven,” with 52% being “passive,” and 4% saying it’s emergent. 4% is a valuable number because you can say, “look, everyone agrees that open source is good, at least we know they don’t think it’s shit.” Also, the chart above is an example of the opposite case to the narcism of small differences: there’s a dramatic difference between the top two items and the bottom three. The difference in “proven” between open source (44%) and the bottom choice, “low code” (8%), is very meaningful: developers do not like low code.
Looking at the top, I think only 44% thing open source is “proven”? That is crazy. Open source has been proven since the 90s, let’s say 1997 when Oracle database ran on Linux for the first time. Open source is beyond proven: it’s the way. It’s closed source that has to prove itself now, at least for new projects. (As ever, SaaS/cloud is a clever way to escape the the difficulty of selling free software!)
Now, I didn’t read that survey super close, so don’t stress about my interpretation there. I’m illustrating the point: don’t get caught in a chart’s narcissism of small differences. If there’s a huge difference between top and bottom (and the other categories), sure: you can do something with that. But if they’re all in the same range, focus on rates of change and how close the top choice is to universal, or not.
Here’s an example of focusing on the rates of change from our State of Kubernetes survey:
If you look at the bottom, they’re kind of in the same range. But, look at “Shortened software development cycles”: it’s been going down over three years. It’s only a drop of 14%, but it’s going the wrong way. Kubernetes is supposed to make things better, but as I commented on at the time, for developers this survey shows it making things worse.
If you see a ranking chart where the difference between the top choice and the bottom choice is 10% to 15%, tread carefully to avoid succumbing to the narcissism of small differences.
(I could have found much better example charts, but, believe me: they exist!)
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